WHER'S THE JUSTICE...?

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:   @ PRISON @ WORK You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle @ WORK You get three meals a day, fully paid for @ PRISON You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ WORK For good behavior, you get time off For good behavior, you get more work @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ PRISON @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself @ WORK You can watch TV and play games @ PRISON You could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK You get your own toilet @ PRISON You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat @ WORK They allow your family and friends to visit @ PRISON You aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ WORK All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ PRISON You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ WORK You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars   @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens (I'll drink to that) @ WORK They're called 'managers' THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO. Now get back to work.                                   You're not getting paid to check e-mails.