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Sunday, May 18, 2008

WHER'S THE JUSTICE...?

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

 


@
PRISON


@
WORK

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@
PRISON

You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle

@
WORK

You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@
PRISON

You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it


@
WORK

For good behavior, you get time off

For good behavior, you get more work


@
PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you



@
PRISON


@
WORK
You must carry a security card

and open all the doors yourself


@
WORK

You can watch TV and play games

@
PRISON

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games


@
WORK

You get your own toilet


@
PRISON

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat


@
WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit

@
PRISON

You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family


@
WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required


@
PRISON

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct
taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners


@
WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

 

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

(I'll drink to that)


@
WORK
They're called 'managers'


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY

WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO.

Now get back to work.

                                  You're not getting paid to check e-mails.

 

 

 

 

 

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